Monday, June 12, 2006

We regret to inform you... - World Cup Part 1

One thing and one thing only has dominated my days since June 9th. Therefore, today I am ashamed of my country on the national stage. While Germany and so many other teams have played as though they knew where their teammates would place the ball, my home country, USA, does not. I regret to inform you that USA has lost 3-0 in their opening match to the Czechs.

This is a trivial setback, as the Greatest Nation will defeat Ghana and Italy to continue on to play the winner of Group F: Brasil. Crap.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, you know how things go. The USA is the most powerful nation in the world, economically and militarily. It's got to balance out somewhere ... that's why the USA lost to Czechoslovakia.

It's all about Czechs and Balances.

Anonymous said...

It is odd how no one here seems to know or care on iota about soccor - world cup. The only people I have heard anything about it from are in another country.

-Nick